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Coronation sex party invites only ‘classy’ swingers: ‘No effort, no entry’

Celebrate the king’s coronation with a bang.

Just over 50 miles from Buckingham Palace, a different kind of jamboree will ensue.

Hosted in Tempsford, Bedfordshire, at the well-known swingers club Vanilla Alternative, a sex party is scheduled in honor of the monumental day.

The X-rated extravaganza will be in full swing from 8 p.m. to 3 a.m. on Saturday evening.

Planned by Chic Events, which claims to be “No. 1” for adult parties, the royally good time is not just for anyone.

Guests must be “well-groomed” and “classy” in order to secure a ticket for the “Chic 36” event or to even enter the lovefest.

“No effort, then no entry,” the company’s website reads, encouraging women to wear a dress with heels, while men are relegated to trousers and a “fitted waistcoat.” Hats, baggy jeans and tees — especially those with graphics — are strictly prohibited, as are phones.

The members-only Vanilla Alternative, which claims to be “the UK’s best swingers club,” appears ordinary from afar, but a wealth of online reviews reveals what it’s hiding.

Zoe Grey, a fan-favorite creator on the livecam site Babestation, is rumored to frequent the exclusive sex club. Instagram/zoe_greybeauty

According to the local outlet Cambridge News, the exclusive club boasts secluded parking, hospitable staff and expansive offerings which include UV-lit rooms, a jacuzzi and various equipment. Successful Babestation model Zoe Grey is allegedly a frequent guest at the venue.

But what determines a “good night” isn’t the sold-out inn — it’s “determined by the size of the ‘towel mountain’ left behind by satisfied guests.”

No coronation celebration would be complete without the presence of a royal. The Daily Star has reported that “Britain’s most famous swinger,” Vista Wife, whose real name is Liv, will allegedly be in attendance.

Liv, known as Vista Wife online, is rumored to be in attendance at the X-rated jamboree. Instagram/@vista.wife
“Some people go dancing together, some people go to the gym together, and swinging is our little hobby,” she previously told the Sun. Instagram/@vista.wife

She and her husband, Gage, have racked up a hefty following, lauded for their free-spirited lifestyle.

“Some people go dancing together, some people go to the gym together, and swinging is our little hobby,” Liv told the Sun earlier this year.

In recent years, swinging has picked up steam, and interested parties ready to mingle wear or display indicators of their adventurous pastime.

Liv and Gage revealed that a black wedding band on the right hand and the well-known pineapple symbol are subtle hints.

The couple first opened up their marriage five years ago and were “shocked” at just how popular the idea of swinging was among other people.

“You meet one person, you marry them and that’s the only person you have sex with, so when you go outside of that social norm, it’s treading new waters and you don’t really know what to expect,” Gage said.