Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days.
Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood, with the glaringly obvious penis trimmed into the lush grass overnight.
It’s unclear if law enforcement is handling the case or how they will fix the phallic lawn before saturday.
Fancy homes that date to the 18th century form a crescent on this street, known worldwide for having a “perfect lawn.”
A Georgian-themed “grand coronation party” is scheduled for Saturday in honor of King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey in London.
It’s unclear how many royal fans are coming to the bash to celebrate the official transfer of power to Charles, 74, after the September death of his mother, Queen Elizabeth II.
The ceremony will be star-studded, featuring performances from Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, and Andrea Bocelli.
First Lady Jill Biden is also expected to attend.
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